Where on Earth is Xacio 555?

[Machaeus]

"Well, it was the closest thing I could think of," Machaeus shrugs. "If you have a better one, tell me."

[Ash]

"I know that you´re not really robots...but as I heard that you could turn into robots...or half-robots,something in my head just made "klick".And I´m sorry to hear that about your sister.",he said to Jessy and Jacky.

As Urufu showed up,a mug in his hand,he had to smile to himself.
Oh man.That werewolf.

[Machaeus]

Urufu slurps the coffee, then transforms instantly and unwittingly, his fur poofed out and his whiskers curling. "WHATTHEH3LLISINTHATCOFFEE?!" he says in about half a second. He has to repeat it several times before anyone gets what he's saying. Even then, his now-squeaky voice gets in the way of most of the translation.

[Ash]

Ash laughed like he hadn´t in a long time.He laughed so much,it already started to hurt.As he heard Urufus voice,he laughed even louder.
"Stop it!My stomach...hurts.",he shouted with tears in his eyes.

[Machaeus]

Urufu clamped his mouth shut, running off to grab a pen and paper instead (and leaving a trail of flames). He returns with a message - "I need to work this coffee of +5 super hyperactivity off. Be back after I win twenty marathons - in five minutes." He then runs off.

[Jessie Winkler]

"Yeah, go do that. You know what happened with Jackie when she was hyper."
Jessie turned to Ash. "She had 20 sugar packets in a row. I still can't forget it. She was 8."

[Machaeus]

"I'm back," Urufu says. "Help me carry these trophies, will ya?" He has twenty, each one listing a marathon. One of them says "Boston" on it, and another says "Tour de France".
"You're strong enough," Machaeus says.
"They're unbalanced and bulky, not heavy," the werewolf grunts. "Now help me get these to my room."
Machaeus takes a few, then looks at one. "How did you win the Tour de France? In under five minutes?"
"On foot."
"HOW?!"
"That coffee. I think it could raise a graveyard if poured in the dirt."
(Keep in mind this is purely humor purposes - basically a really bad running gag. This is not a permanent ability, nor will this coffee always be available - unless I feel silly again and it doesn't really progress the good guys' goals or plot.)

[tachyon]

(No it does not progress the plot, but it is funny. I welcome a little comic relief, we can't be serious all the time ;D )

[Jessie Winkler]

"Here, let me help," Jessie says. The redhead collected six of the trophies, while her cousin grabbed three.
"So, where do these go?" Jessie asks.

[Machaeus]

"My room is this way. And Ash, if you laugh any harder you'll get a hernia."

[Ash]

"Phew.Sorry,but that was just to funny.",he said after he finally stopped laughing.
"First time I laughed in a long,long time.That was good."

[Machaeus]

"If a man can't laugh, he's been whipped," Urufu smiles. "Not-so-direct quote from 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'. It's pretty realistic, I think."

[Ash]

"Anyway,are you alright now?",he asked Urufu,still the image of him with curled whiskers in his mind.
"Any suggestions where we could find Xacio?";he asked the group.

[Machaeus]

"I'm fine, and no. We could ask around, but people are probably gonna either look at us like we're weird or we're suicidal," Urufu states.
"I think there's likely to be someone who can tell us about him in the criminal underworld," Machaeus says, "But the problem is surviving there, or not losing valuable property. Thieves are all over that part of town. And who's to say we won't be overcharged for information?"

[Ash]

"Ordinary thieves?We can deal with them.My first thought was downtown.Like you said,the criminal underworld.Someone must know where he is.",he turned around and began to walk...before he turned around again.
"Um.....directions?"